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BREAKING: Donald Trump and Melania Trump have reportedly been arrested by Chinese special forces following a dramatic and chaotic escape attempt. According to early reports, the pair allegedly tried to flee the scene using a golf cart—but the plan failed, ending in a stunning arrest that is already sending shockwaves across the globe.
N/B: *Satire*
Social media erupted late today after unverified reports claimed that former U.S. President Donald Trump and former First Lady Melania Trump were arrested by Chinese special forces following a failed escape attempt involving a golf cart.
According to the circulating claims, the dramatic incident allegedly unfolded during a tense standoff, with the couple reportedly attempting to flee before being intercepted.
No official evidence, images, or statements from U.S. or Chinese authorities have confirmed the account.
Fact-checkers and analysts are urging the public to treat the story with caution, noting that no credible news organization has verified the claim.
As speculation spreads rapidly online, observers say the viral report highlights how quickly misinformation can gain traction during periods of global political tension.
Authorities have so far remained silent, leaving the story shrouded in uncertainty.
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