Mel Gibson Has Finally RELEASED the List of Hollywood Pedophiles and Human Traffickers—Including Epstein’s and Diddy’s! You Won’t Believe Which Top Stars, Including Your Favorite Celebrities, Are on It…

In a stunning move that has left Tinseltown trembling and conspiracy theorists rejoicing, actor and director Mel Gibson has reportedly released a “master list” of alleged Hollywood insiders tied to what he calls a “deep-rooted culture of exploitation and secrecy.”

The fictional document, supposedly titled The Scroll of Shadows, was “leaked” during a dramatic press conference held on the steps of an abandoned Blockbuster in North Hollywood — a symbolic setting, according to Gibson, “for a system long overdue for demolition.”

The alleged list includes names connected to Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous network, as well as shocking new claims involving music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs — all part of what Gibson called the “Global Entertainment Syndicate of Deception.”

Though the names have not been officially released to the public, whispers and heavily redacted screenshots have spread like wildfire online.

Unconfirmed rumors point to a range of high-profile figures, from A-list actors to award-winning directors, and even the voice of a beloved animated character.

Fans are reportedly “questioning everything,” with one anonymous Redditor stating, “If even the dog from that pizza commercial is involved, then we’re done.”

In a move typical of Gibson’s unpredictable style, he offered to turn the list into a docu-action-thriller starring himself, Russell Crowe, and a surprisingly enthusiastic Jim Caviezel.

“I tried warning everyone with The Passion,” Gibson allegedly said, “but they thought it was just about Jesus.”

Skeptics, including most of Hollywood and fact-checkers worldwide, have called the report “entirely fabricated” and “yet another internet hoax dressed up in a tinfoil tuxedo.” The Academy issued a short statement simply reading, “We do not negotiate with fiction.”

Still, the fictional “Scroll of Shadows” has already inspired hashtags like #GibsonLeaks, #CancelEveryone, and #NotMyFavoriteCeleb to trend across social media.

Meanwhile, Diddy reportedly responded via his PR team, stating only: “Diddy’s too busy launching his new cologne line to address any mystical scrolls right now.”

Whether a prank, a marketing stunt, or just another layer of satire in the ever-expanding circus of celebrity culture, one thing is clear: Mel Gibson’s imagination remains as explosive as ever.