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Wow. You can really hear it. Reporters reportedly rushed out of the room after Trump pooped himself — yes, a loud, wet, bubbly mess — right there in the chair, behind the desk, in front of everyone. And somehow… the lady in green tasted it.
A routine press availability at former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort descended into pandemonium this afternoon when reporters abruptly fled the room mid-sentence.
Multiple attendees described a sudden, unmistakable sound—“wet, bubbly, and unmistakable,” according to one eyewitness—followed by an overpowering odor that swept across the front row within seconds.
“He really did poop himself,” said one departing journalist, still clutching a notepad. “He really, really took a wet, bubbly poop right there in that chair, behind that desk, in front of people.”
Video clips circulating on social media capture the moment several reporters stand up almost in unison and rush toward the exits while covering their noses.
One widely shared clip includes audio of a loud, prolonged gurgling noise clearly audible over the president’s remarks about “the greatest economy in history.”
A woman in a bright green dress, later identified as a guest rather than credentialed press, reportedly leaned toward the president’s chair, appeared to sniff the air, then recoiled with an expression of shock before declaring, “Wow,” loud enough for nearby microphones to pick up.
Reporters rushed out of the room because Trump shit his pants. lol
Lady in green tasted it.
— Rebekah Jones (@GeoRebekah) January 30, 2026
Trump campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung issued a brief statement denying the incident: “Fake news. Disgusting, deranged hoax perpetrated by failing outlets and RINOs. The president was in perfect health and smelled like victory, as always.”
No official comment has been released from Mar-a-Lago medical staff, though sources inside the property say cleaning crews were seen entering the room with industrial fans and several large bottles of Febreze less than ten minutes after the event ended.
The clip continues to rack up millions of views online, with the top comment currently reading: “You can really hear it.”
The president is scheduled to appear at a rally in Ohio tomorrow. Attendees have been jokingly advised to bring nose plugs “just in case.”
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